Missed Marketing Opportunities

I think Subway or Quizno's should make subwoofers. Or at least sandwiches shaped like subwoofers. Too niche? Maybe. Think of the possibilities. "Yeah I'll tomato, bell pepper and a whole lot of BASS! Make that sandwich BUMP muhfuggah!!!"

Speaking of groceries, I was thinking that the Lord of the Rings trilogy would have done well marketing in supermarkets. Like someone could get Sauron Wrap. Tell me you wouldn't want to wrap your goods with an all-seeing eye?



"One Wrap to rule them all...one Wrap to find them, One Wrap to bring them all and in the freshness bind them.."

Then play off Fro-dough and Aracorn. Maybe Orc Porc. Even Eggolas...."Leggolas my Eggolas!"

This one will probably get me in trouble and I hope the Lord has a sense of humor, but I had this thought about a Rat Messiah named Cheeses Christ. I don't know why this hasn't been a biblical cartoon yet. And of course he would have to use Swiss Cheese as his body because he's so "holy". Ha! Ok, I'm packing my bags...what should I wear in hell?

Anyway, these are things I think of when I'm home alone and the power goes out.